Don't run with scissors. % Never trust car salesmen or politicians. % Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. % It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem. % You can never have too much memory or disk space. % The answer is 42. % It's not a bug. It's a misfeature. % Help stamp out and abolish redundancy. % To maximize a window vertically, click the maximize button with the middle mouse button. % You can use Alt+Tab to switch between applications. % Press Ctrl+Esc to show the applications running in your current session. % Alt+F2 displays a small window that you can type a command into. % Ctrl+F1 to Ctrl+F8 can be used to switch virtual desktops. % You can move buttons on the panel using the middle mouse button. % Alt+F1 pops-up the system menu. % Ctrl+Alt+Esc can be used to kill an application that has stopped responding. % If you leave TDE applications open when you logout, they will be restarted automatically when you log back in. % The KDE file manager is also a web browser and an FTP client. % Applications can display messages and tips in an Amor bubble using the showMessage() and showTip() DCOP calls %